***HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL***
ID Number: 0478478
Name: Matt Birch
Nickname: Birchy
Crime: Menacingly wielding a steel chair
Status: Still at Large
Extracted Evidence:
Having spent half a decade in luxury whisky retail, managing the Oxford branch of The Whisky Shop. Matt has now donned his finest suit to spread the good word of high-quality spirits in the London’s most Prestigious venues.
Guilty Drop: Bobby’s Pinang Raci Dirty Martini
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